Opening eyes. My theory of saly-an-avry.

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We all know :iconsaly-an-avry:, if you don't, here is the story as far as I know it:

Saly was one of those any trolls writing a horrible Harry Potter FanFiction with the stereotypical 'perfect' Mary Sue. (Like that hasn't been done before? right?) Her word to call her flamers was 'NRED', what she explained to be people who are smart, wear glasses Yada-Yada-Yada, the stereotypes you see on TV. She said she was populair IRL, just because she was pretty and (in my words) downstraight a stereotypical populairs kid you see, once again, on TV. then there was this other girl, :iconheather-collins: who was, a 'nerd' as seen on TV, but with a twist! This girl was forced by Saly to act and dress like a 'populair kid', because if she didn't Saly would tell some sort of secret she knew about her that would make everyone hate her, Ill get back onto that later. Heather was also forced to edit some stuff in Saly's story, but I forgot what that was, probably isn't that important.

There cae this moment that Saly said she was sorry about things she said, in this yournal, I'm sorry for everything.I only said the rapist thing because I was stupid. Monica/James, as your name seems to be, thanks for the links regarding that. I only said everything else because I was blind to how I was hurting people. Heather slapped me awake last night. She sat me down at the computer and showed me my comments, and people's reactions on other profiles and deviations, especially to how I was treating her. So I'm letting her out. Heather is free. I've let her put her normal clothes back on. I've let her take off her makeup. I've let her introduce me to Minecraft (and it is AWESOME! Even though I died, like six times). I'm also letting her go back to hanging with her friends come lunchtime. I'm also going to join her. Since I'm popular simply because I'm pretty, I won't stop being popular now I'm a nerd, now will I? I'll continue writing my story, but just for laughs., stating she was a 100% 'nerd' now and that she started playing minecraft. In my eyes she said with that that everyone who plays minecraft, insulting me, my friends and MILLIONS of people out there. Thanks for that. Everyone now loves her and it seems like the end of our story, there was also this whole thing about something she said about rape, but that's not that important for what Im about to say, exept that it again proves that she is or was (again Ill get back to that) too uch like a character taken out of a cartoon or whatever made for little kids because she only hears about cases of rape in what a woman was the victim and imediately thinks only women get raped. I wasn't too much involved into that so feel free to try to prove me wrong on that one.

What I want do say with this journal? You guys are just so.. stupid. I mean, I'm sorry but I can't believe I have to point this out to make you guys see this. Everything, EVERYTHING here is played out. Just some.. Troll or whatever. I don't know where to start.

I think that Saly started as any other troll on dA, writing a Harry Potter fanfic to piss people off on the internet. We know those people exist, it's a fact. But she needed to add something new, something that hadn't been done before. so what did she do? She created Heather to piss of only more people. Heather is a character made by Saly. I could be wrong, Like how I could be wrong with all of this and how I could be wrong that there is no god. But the thing tat akes me think she is fake, just look at this: Me by Heather-Collins. Nobody is that stereotypical. exept for FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, AS SEEN ON TV. Saly just went on that dress up game and thought: Hmm, what's the most stereotypical stuff they got on here?

Now, the whole thing with her 'becoing a nerd' is because she got tired. Just like :iconsarahjaderoseblood: 'killed herself'. Talking about Hopeless, maybe they're even the same person, think about that! After she turner into a nerd she hasn't been online that much, and she said she would continue her story what she still hasn't done yet and probably won't either. (Mybe now that I bring it up, but we'll see.) Heather hasn't been online that much either, aybe because she has things IRL she has to do OR because Saly doesn't want to log in and out all the time. Funny thing is that in the orrder they reply it just seems like theyre the same person, but I might be going to far there.

Long story short, Saly-ann-avry and Heather-Collins are one and the same person and she fooled EVERYONE! Saly, If you're reading this, nice try, but I know what kind of person you are, Sugartits.

Sorry for the horrible spelling.. Im a bit tired and still getting used to a kyboard.. and the M key doesn't work that good..
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Yo! It might be a little too late for this, but, I also theorized this a long time ago. However, it does look like Sally is indeed serious about her heel face turn, although I do take it with some doubt. I would just like to correct Sally's statement that I believe her completely. I was skeptical and surprised about her sudden apologizing to me, but I welcomed her with open arms because I am the first person that she publicly apologized to on the net, as far as I know of. Well, after all those offensive things I have said, I simply appreciated it when she apologized to me instead of fighting back. She was surprisingly mature in dealing with me in contrast to everyone else who have been telling her the exact same point I had been shoving in her face. It is also part of my nature to be a very forgiving person and to believe that people deserve a second chance if they seek for it with a humble apology.

But, the thing is, trolls usually end their terms by (rather arrogantly) confessing that they are trolls, just like I did, along with the subtext of, "Dude, did you really fall for that?" (My confession is in the 28th chapter of my trollfic, One Less Lonely Gurl.) Sally ended her shitty behavior with a public apology letter humbly admitting she was wrong, which is something trolls don't do.

But then, if she really is a troll making a fool out of all of us, she didn't make us look stupid. Instead, as a troll, she proved that people like us (me and everyone else who commented on her apology journal) are forgiving and kind by nature, and being forgiving and kind is not stupid. One can be unforgiving, a jerk, and an idiot all at the same time. Also, if that is the case, s/he put on a good show, and as a fellow troll, I applaud him/her for that.

And, sugartits? Was that REALLY necessary? As far as I could recall, Sally already asked you once, twice, thrice, to not call her that.